Joe College.
College Professors beware:
Another year has started and the staff, for your convenience, has listed the main danger points to be on the lookout for. SHOE: BEOWULF and selected tales from CHAUCER. RING: 14 equations for Chemistry. CUFF: 26 verb conjugations for French. SHIRT BUTTON: list of U.S. Presidents. FACE: Pimple. RIM OF GLASSES: inaugural address of G. Washington. LAPEL: 43 steps for Social Dancing. COAT BUTTON: 17 Math problems. BOOK: illustrated version of FANNY HILL. KNEE: H2O.